Ten Great Truths
- Nothing lasts.
- Tomorrow is another day.
- Sic transit gloria mundi. (Gloria threw up on the train Monday.)
- I my cat.
- They really are out to get you.
- Ruthlessness and ambition always prevail.
- It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
- There's no business like show business.
- Buy low, sell high.
- It's ok for men to drink diet soda.
Ok, so a couple of them are only so so.
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