Ten Great Truths

  1. Nothing lasts.
  2. Tomorrow is another day.
  3. Sic transit gloria mundi. (Gloria threw up on the train Monday.)
  4. I [heart] my cat.
  5. They really are out to get you.
  6. Ruthlessness and ambition always prevail.
  7. It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
  8. There's no business like show business.
  9. Buy low, sell high.
  10. It's ok for men to drink diet soda.

Ok, so a couple of them are only so so.

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